Classics Society

I may have gone out for a few (many) drinks with the Classics Society tonight. I may be drunk (right-drunk) right now. I assure you it was most awesome. I'd suggest that you come out, but I know you won't. It's OK. It's the kind of invitation I'd only offer if I knew you wouldn't actually come out, anyway. I'm just that kind of person. Crafty. Like Odysseus (see: Odyssepus).